12 Sarcastic Catch Line For Architects and Interior Designers

Updated on November 3, 2018 in Architecture Humour 2019

Some interesting and sarcastic architectural quotes for your enemies in the building and construction industry.

I don’t want to play architect anymore.
I don’t want to play architect anymore.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you the room suddenly became beautiful.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you the room suddenly became beautiful.

Oh your husband was a contractor? You must know everything about construction.
Oh your husband was a contractor? You must know everything about construction.

I wonder if the architect who built a city on rock and roll ever found work again.
I wonder if the architect who built a city on rock and roll ever found work again.

Construction Management: Not something that you can learn in college.
Construction Management: Not something that you can learn in college.

My house isn’t messy. It was interior designed by a 3 year old.
My house isn’t messy. It was interior designed by a 3 year old.

It makes me feel awesome when construction workers stare at me in traffic.
It makes me feel awesome when construction workers stare at me in traffic.

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This is the best construction site ever.
This is the best construction site ever.

My only professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor other than me.
My only professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor other than me.

Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.
Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.
When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.

Architects do it on tables.
Architects do it on tables.

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