Architecture Presentation Crits 02

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The mother of all presentation crits, read also the previous entry at Architecture Presentation Crits 01.

  • “You don’t care about this project, do you? So I won’t say anything about it”
  • “You have good sense of humor but architects don’t…”
  • “Anyone got any matches… so I can burn this”
  • “Architecture? I think you should just go straight to becoming a demolition man because you just created a mess”
  • “My dog would not even live in this”
  • “I like where u put that balcony, looks like a good place to jump from after setting eyes on this horrible building”
  • “Do u draw with you mothers eyeliner”
  • “Were you on drugs when you did this (model)?”
  • “Where did you shove your colour pencils when you draw that”?
  • This girl presented her project, and at the end of it the tutor asks her how long she spent on it, she explains that she spent all night and worked really hard on it… He tells her that she’s lying because she’s wearing make-up, and if you have time to do your make-up, you have time to work more on a project… He then proceeded to fail her
  • Tutor – “Can i use your model as an example for the other first years?”
    Student – “Yeah of course you can!”
    Tutor – “Don’t get excited, i want to use it as an example of what not to do”
    Student – “Oh…”
  • A Girl brought in a model she had finished with plaster. When she entered the room, students and crits thought it was a cake and started singing happy birthday. Needless to say she was devastated.
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Citations And Footnotes:


  • ^ Architecture - Architecture (Latin architectura, from the Greek ἀρχιτέκτων – arkhitekton, from ἀρχι- "chief" and τέκτων "builder, carpenter, mason") is both the process and product of planning, designing and construction. Architectural works, in the material form of buildings, are often perceived as cultural symbols and as works of art. Historical civilizations are often identified with their surviving architectural achievements.
  • ^ Architect - An architect is a person trained in the planning, design and oversight of the construction of buildings. To practice architecture means to offer or render services in connection with the design and construction of a building, or group of buildings and the space within the site surrounding the buildings, that have as their principal purpose human occupancy or use.
  • ^ Pritzker Architecture Prize - The Pritzker Architecture Prize is awarded annually by the Hyatt Foundation to honour "a living architect whose built work demonstrates a combination of those qualities of talent, vision and commitment, which has produced consistent and significant contributions to humanity and the built environment through the art of architecture".
  • ^ - Le Corbusier, Towards a New Architecture, Dover Publications(1985). ISBN 0-486-25023-7
  • ^ - Rondanini, Nunzia Architecture and Social Change Heresies II, Vol. 3, No.

Comments:


  1. fadzlan rizan johani
    1

    hehehe, GOOD JOKES!
    GOOD LUCK with the Crit.

    cheers
    PAKLAN
    http://www.jalakmas.blogspot.com/

  2. chetan
    2

    when asked for a fenestration (openings) exercise model, my frnd came up with a solid cube, when the prf asked y dint u design the opening for the model he said its all “air conditioned”….
    not to mention he failed..:)

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