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^ Architecture - Architecture (Latin architectura, from the Greek ἀρχιτέκτων – arkhitekton, from ἀρχι- "chief" and τέκτων "builder, carpenter, mason") is both the process and product of planning, designing and construction. Architectural works, in the material form of buildings, are often perceived as cultural symbols and as works of art. Historical civilizations are often identified with their surviving architectural achievements.
^ Architect - An architect is a person trained in the planning, design and oversight of the construction of buildings. To practice architecture means to offer or render services in connection with the design and construction of a building, or group of buildings and the space within the site surrounding the buildings, that have as their principal purpose human occupancy or use.
^ Pritzker Architecture Prize - The Pritzker Architecture Prize is awarded annually by the Hyatt Foundation to honour "a living architect whose built work demonstrates a combination of those qualities of talent, vision and commitment, which has produced consistent and significant contributions to humanity and the built environment through the art of architecture".
^ - Le Corbusier, Towards a New Architecture, Dover Publications(1985). ISBN 0-486-25023-7
^ - Rondanini, Nunzia Architecture and Social Change Heresies II, Vol. 3, No.

Comments:

Blake Habshey
1
My lecturer said: “You should go straight to Poultry Science”.
mirage
2
we had an interim before crit and the tutor told one of my classmates “can we PLEASE move on to something that actually looks like it took some time to create! …instead of something that looks like a glob of play-doh that has be rolled in your hands!” (referring to her model)
Kennan
3
Someone in my studio was told, “I don’t know whether to cry or strangle you right now” in his final crit.
Manuj Darshan
4
On being 40 minutes late. “You are too early for the next class.”
Oskar Arnarson
5
I remember from one critique where my classmate was presenting his project and one of the teachers stood up and gave a 5 minute speech on how wrong and uninteresting the project was.
Then someone pointed out..
“Ahm.. That’s not his project.. Yeah, you’re looking at the wrong project”
She turned over to the right project and replied hastly:
“Well this isn’t any different. The same thing applies”
This was followed up by an awkward silence
gti
6
a classmate of mine while presenting climatic analysis for his urban design project was told “the issues of the city are greater than sunpath”
PLYMOUTH
7
MY TUTOR ARE LANDSCAPE DESIGNER AND TEACHING ARCHITECTURE… WHEN I ASK HIM SUMTHING AFTER COMPLAINING/CRIT ABOUT THE BUILDING REGULATION AND HE END UP SAYING.
“YOU ARE THE ARCHITECT..YOU FIGURE OUT”
jess
8
In a crit a classmate had designed a home for a burlesque dancer…. she had good pictures but poor cad work and was told-
“Is those visuals are burlesque, your plans are gimp.”
Iftikhar Sajid
9
Amazing …! Crit i came across:
“This is a field where those people comes who have broad mind……..not a narrow minded …….like someone i read that he will go to [poultry science]“
Kien
10
Forget all these crits. We all know that cruel crits come from bad teachers.Who might received the same thing when they were students, and try to throw it to someone else.U are way better than what they say.
kaliko
11
My lecturer looked at a model i made and proclaimed it looked like a demented dog eating cheese!!
Dana
12
Good thing you said there Kien!!!
Wim
13
A teacher at my uni said the following thing to a classmate of me:
“Who sketched that, your ten year old sister?”
metabalcanico
14
Lecturer slapping my friend’s face…
renie
15
my friend told my classmate designs… ” what are this many boxes? is this a cementery?”
my mentor told me my son in grade 3 can draw better than yours…
Liezl
16
hectic. ive sat through some bad ones but the above take the cake. a lecturer did tell my classmate once “nice process sketches. pity you didn’t do your presentation”…. it WAS his final presentation. shame.
hafizi
17
i still remember my lecturer said to my friend during crit session~~~~ ‘ur design look like shit, and ur face look like shit’…
ArchiCam
18
One of my professors told a girl last year that there are easier majors, like leisure studies. . . she isn’t around anymore.
Monali
19
in our first year we had to design a 100 sqft. flying saucer. The Professor looking at one of the models, studying it carefully said, ” lets see how it flies” and it just went out of window. That was our first assignment in design and we thought that was one of the best designs.
Rani
20
harsh!! are there any tips on surviving such brutal conditions?????
MAB
21
Fraid not Rani, you could come back with a smart reply like i did once but you’ve got to remember, they will just crush you harder next time (as they did to me)
But i survived, got a good 1st class BA(Hons) now doing my MA, (at the same place) there not too harsh now cos they know what i can produce, they still like to try and push very hard.
ezade
22
arrrrrrrrrrrgh again-again-again…………………………………………………what da crit……….
Jacolien
23
My lecturer stood up in the middle of my crit, in the middle of my sentence and just walked away…very VERY akward!
Paul
24
A girl in my crit was told the best part of her project was her scale figure…she then replied, “really?” in disbelief…awkward.
Pedro
25
My 1st year professor told us that some crits just like to hear themselves talk, so don’t take it too seriously and let them look like the asses they are. Eventually you’ll learn how to deal with them.
Bruno
26
A Prof (friend of mine) talking about a D4 student project: This is like what would look like if Ghery chewed crayons and vomited all over.
By far the best ive heard!
Frenz
27
I’ve heard this one:
Your design is so provincial, there could be a new modernist movement as reaction to your work.
She was the only one ever saying this about this project… So never care and just smile and think about the beer afterwards; you really earned it!
damola
28
i guess this crit cruelty is worldwide!! studied archy in Nigeria n one crit says to my classmate whose tryn to explain his concept “u ve FAILED, dont bother” n just walks away.
edizzle
29
A professor once told me, “Marine biology, huh? Tell me, what species of whale inspired your design’s form?”
Tiza
30
Your presentation is good…, your concept is good…. but you have no design. U FAIL!
and
You only got this far bcause you can talk.
but the worst was when… for once (;-)) i did a whole heap of work… and my crit pannels filled 3/4 of the class… i was so proud … until a crit person came… sat down and asked “is this all yours?” “yes !” i said quite glad to get a something good said for once… “oh well I cant be bothered to get up and look at it all”.
she eventually failed me.+ she kept disturbing the person who was actually critting me!
dougy
31
My class was designing public bathrooms, and the crit told a guy in my class, “your disign looks like pubic hair”
:-D
32
“You should go straight to Poultry Science”.
and receive a better income…
“Well this isn’t any different. The same thing applies”
yes, but that’s the example you showed the class in the 2nd week…
Nikhil
33
i’ve heard this being asked to one of my frnds in the crit..!
The priority of an architecture student is to design! now, whats ur’s??
lol !!
toni
34
It’s architorcher!
Don’t give up. Do what ever comes in ur mind as long as u can find a way 2 bs about it.
Anikeith
35
These are a few common comments in India:
‘Why dont u design sarees/ hankerchiefs rather?’
Is this alley for kids to play ‘gully cricket?’
‘Are these structural?’
‘Go – get a bath and come back.’
Paul
36
a friend of mine at arch school. stopped a crit in the middle of his sentence and said “halt it….some of u come here to shell our work yet yo own projects worse designed, look like garbage, no wonder non of u ever uses them as precedence…. get a leaf” he passed.
archi-school nightmares
37
Yesterday there were some prime examples of failed professionalism at my department:
1. ‘If you were trying to perfect evil architecture, you did it.’
2. ‘Did you design these plinths on purpose…because this looks like the perfect place to sacrifice virgins.’
3. (pointing to a model) ‘kill this. Now.’
richcassy@yahoo.com
38
hahahahhahahhaha lmao. . . . i thought my school crits were nasty lmao. . .. we call it architouture
Paul UWE
39
Oh god where to start on nightmare crits. Pretty much every crit i did was torchure, still i passed and now have a really good job.
1. at the end of the first year my best friend pinned up his sketches and model. there was 5 lecturers, 3 from the uni and two guests, when they got to his drawings and get him to explain the concept/design etc. at the end of his 2min speech one of the guest lecturers stood up and stood about a foot away from the wall and then spent 10minuits trying to get my friend to admit that it was a concept model and that he had put it together inside the last 15mins. after that there was a really uncomfortable silence followed by this declaration that my friend should have given up architecture after the first month, at which point he ripped the drawings off the wall and into pieces before throwing them over my friend.
2. final year final crit one person, who was a bit of a slacker stood up with one hand drawn sketch (that really could have been drawn by a 2yr old) a seriously rubbish model he then tried to blag his way through his crit trying to explain that his amazing idea had come to him during the previous day and thats why he didn’t have any drawing etc.
Same year one of the highest scoring students finished his designs 3 weeks before the hand in and spend 2 weeks building a pretty amazing model with lights and everything only to be told it looked like a concept model knocked together over a weekend. he still passed but they were harsh, the others failed!
nidhi
40
1 st year – POP block model carving our spaces
Prof commented “u made it or it happened?” to one of the guys and to another girl ” looks like an excavated block from mohenjodaro”
Ant Gardner
41
If you were at Oxford or Harvard, you’d be top of the class… but because you at UKZN you going to fail….
Mukuba
42
pointing at pinned drawings ) -this is chicken poop. And ‘chcken poop’ stuck on my studio’s famous quotes
Steve B
43
My God! I hope you architecture students on here are better at drawing than you are at spelling & punctuation.
Note to self – Never, EVER, let an architecture graduate send a letter out; unless it is to order sandwiches or plotter refills.
Matteo
44
Midterm Crit comment to one of my classmates:
“If I had to spend more than an hour in that room I would kill somebody!”
When the student asked what can be changed the reply was:
“I mean…I don’t know, the whole thing is just a fucking mess..start over”
Seline
45
“It looks like you carved this model with a spoon”
Vanessa
46
At a final presentation:
“So basically, you have nothing.”
zeemmee
47
Two ways to learn Design
1.DO WHAT U WANT HOW U WANT & GET IT TO BUILD.
-this one doest not work in university.But in practising world it does.
2.DO WHAT THE CRITIC TELLS, MAKE AN EXCELLENT RAPO WITH CRITICS, BE OBEDIENT, DONT ARGUE,PASS WITH FLYING COLORS
-This anit easy!!
James
48
A girl in one of my tutes took her inspiration from fashion and she was told: “I don’t know why you are hear. Go to RMIT(a different uni nearby) and study fashion design. She cried and never came back
Rob
49
In one of my crits last semester, Jose Oubrerie was a guest jurist. That day the studio was set to present plans and sections. Upon seeing my plans and sections he said “I want you to take these plans and afix them to the ceiling above where you sleep so that every night you lay down and every morning you rise you look at them and say to yourself ‘I will never do that again’”. He said my “sketches are poetry. They remind me of Piet Mondrian. Your plans…they are shit!” One of My most memorable reviews.
ail
50
a tutor once told a friend,” Is this you design or are you just testing your line weights?”
Yindi
51
I HAVE MY CRIT THIS COMING TUESDAY, I HAVEN’T DONE THAT MUCH, I FEEL THAT MY TUTORS ARE NOT EVEN INTERESTING IN MY WORK, WHAT SHALL I DO???, FOR THE CRITS I WILL DO MY BEST TO DO THE MISSING WORK I STILL GOTTA DO, BUT SOMETIMES WHEN ONE OF MY TUTORS LISTEN TO ME, THEY ALWAYS SAY AHA, YEP, AHA, YEP,ECT AND MEAN WHY???!!!! HELP PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :’(
arch bau
52
i don’t know whether to love or hate architecture………….!
Max
53
Hey Everyone,
I assume most of you are current or ex-students gunning for an interesting career in architecture :-)
I’m intrigued by what I read here, but hope you don’t mind me asking: ‘do any of you think this is funny?’
I think the most apt post above, about the ‘crit-ors’ is: ‘…these guys probably carry on like this because they too were treated the same.’
But gosh you guys, no wonder architecture is a dying profession. This is rubbish :-)
Has anyone had a moment of presenting sumthing that has received maybe a hint of positive expression…just a little hint :-)
Anyone of you in Bangalore, KL or Bahrain? We have just come onto Fb also, come and join us.
Hope to hear from you
Max